My Dad sent me this joke the other day. Perty funny.

A liberal died and went to heaven, unusual in itself. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "what are all those clocks?"

St Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you Lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the liberal, "whose clock is that?"

St Peter replied, "That's mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?" asked the liberal, pointing to another one.

"That's George Bush's. The hands have moved a few times, telling us that George only told a few lies in his entire life."

This fascinates the starry eyed liberal to no end, so she asks "Where is Hillary Clinton's clock? She's the smartest woman in the world."

St Peter replies, "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."